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Food-Nipple... WHAT?!
(Character Development) As the Master Chief was driving the warthog down the vast corridors dodging Sentinel Beams, and running over Combat Forms, he decided he wanted to take a shortcut. So over the cries of Cortana, he managed to fit it in the narrow space. As he was going past, he heard a high-pitched Grunt scream.
"Stop, Demon!"
Curiously, the Master Chief gets off and walks over to the Grunt, ready to bash its tiny brain if necessary.
Ignoring Cortana's annoying plea to kill it and move on, the Master Chief bends down to eye-level with the Grunt.
"P-p-please D-Demon! No hu-hurt me..."
Then, it looked like the Grunt was actually crying.
"You're unique", the Chief commented.
"Chief! For pete's sake - " Cortana began.
"Shut up, Cortana." MC retorted.
Cortana was too stunned to reply back.
The Chief turned back to the so-called "unique" Grunt.
"So, give me a reason not to bash your head in right now. I'm in deep trouble already."
"D-Demon.... I-I LOVE YOU!"
Even though no one can see behind his mirrored helmet, his jaw dropped open a few feet. Then, he hurriedly went back to the 'hog, went in the narrow space, and crushed the Grunt. Then he reversed the 'hog at full speed, put it into gear, and drove full speed to the Longsword. He made it just in time.
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(john010117 on 07-02-07 14:20 UTC, permalink)
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