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Pod racing
(Other games) The Chief is driving a warthog, when suddenly a ghost with an Elite drives up beside him in a ghost. The two catch eyes, then burst of to the sound of engine revs.

The two then complete three laps of a dangerous desert circuit complete with a camp of flood shooting at them and a two-headed announcer with the cheif's droids, his mother and some outerspace ninjas watching, before the Elite crashes, excaliming "Bantha Poodoo!" loudly.

This then allows for the game tie-in to be a rally game with minigames that include time-trials and such. It worked once before...

(Chaos Theory on 11-08-06 14:16 UTC, permalink)

What next , a Stormtrooper?
(Dialogue) Some things we don't need to have is an cheesy, effects-heavy Energy Sword duel. We don't want a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" moment either. And we most certainly do NOT want a opening story-crawl.

Pop-culture is acceptable though, I can imagine the Chief saying this: "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF**KING COVENANT ON THIS MOTHERF**KING SHIP!!!" when he is on the Autumn. That would be awsome, actually.

(Interceptor on 11-08-06 14:14 UTC, permalink)

A Little Respect
(Scenes from Hell) The Master Chief is embroiled in a deadly battle with a black-armoured Elite, on top of a Banshee while it's flying. They circle the Pillar of Autumn as the chief attempts to reach the reactor. Elites battle the flood on the surface of the ship below.

The battle is tough. They are too evenly matched. Blow and counterblow hit off their shields, surrounding them in shimmering auras. They fall away from each other, neither able to land a decisive blow. Then, the Elite produces a plasma grenade and grins. The camera does a Sergio Leone-style close up of the Chief's visor (slightly less effective due the fact that the visor is reflective and you can't see the fear in his eyes...) and the elite tosses the grenade and sticks it to one of the Banshee's wings. An explosion tears the stumpy wing off and the plane circles downward and crashes in the battle torn surface of the PoA. The Chief is sent flying and lands hard. He's wounded. He can't get up. All the surrounding Elites and Combat forms stop fighting and surround the chief, staring at the spectacle unfolding. Meanwhile, the elite who threw the grenade has landed on his feet and walk slowly toward the Chief's unmoving form. The Chief can?t stand. He turns over to see the Elite standing over him cocking a plasma pistol, which will cock with a similar action to an old six shooter for added coolness. It charges and the Chief stares into its iridescent green flames.

The Elite snarls and says ?The heretics think you are their saviour. Yet you could not even save yourself. Time to die...? Cortana speaks through the Chief?s helmet and says ?If you have one of those barbarically crude but daring plans, I?d be up for it right about now?? The Chief says nothing.

Just as the Elite prepares to shoot and the soundtrack builds to a choral climax, a Gold Elite emerges from the surrounding crowd and yells ?STOP!?

The Black Elite standing over the Chief looks up, surprised and all the Flood and Covenant shift uneasily.

The Gold Elite steps into the centre and speaks to the crowd.

?How can we kill this man? This man who has fought us on Halo?s beaches, who?s fought us in the snow, beneath the earth, in the air? This man who has lived through hell, and honourably killed thousands of our brothers? Why does he deserve to die now after all he?s suffered through? Yes, he may be a godless heretic. Yes, he may be a vile demon who threatens our civilization and way of life. Yes, he may be trying to get to this ships reactor and blow us all to hell, and yes if we don?t kill him now he will almost certainly succeed. But does any of that matter? Are we really so different deep down? He has glib one liners and a smart-talking AI, we have ?wort wort wort?. He has bullets, we have plasma. But we all want the same thing; the total annihilation of our enemies. This man?? [He looks at the Chief] ?THIS MAN? has done more to annihilate his enemies than the rest of us combined! He has earned your respect? and? he has earned my love.?

A tear runs down his cheek and the Elite begins to clap slowly. The Elites and Combat Forms in the crowd look at one another, baffled as the applause echoes hollowly back. Then one by one, the clapping spreads and Elites and the Flood alike cheer in support of the Chief. Everyone is clapping furiously?

?except the Elite with the plasma pistol levelled at the Chief?s head. They stare into each others eyes for a long moment, before the Elite drops the pistol and offers the Chief his hand. He raises the Chief to his feet and says ?I may hate you? but I still respect you.? They shake hands, and the Elite says ?Next time we meet? we are enemies.? The Chief nods and salutes the Elite. He returns the gesture. The Chief runs off toward the reactor, and the clapping fades.

The Elite looks around and says ?Now? Let?s win this fight once and for all!?

(Beowulf on 11-08-06 14:12 UTC, permalink)

Drive Through
(Scenes from Hell) Click here for a funny vid

For mature audiences. Not sure how it really fits here, but let's try it.
- free3bme
(Rudy Medina on 11-08-06 13:57 UTC, permalink)

Ark Malfunction
(Cheap Death) The Ark activates. Everyone is supposed to die. A large white flash fills the area and then recedes. When all is clear, it turns out that the Ark only kills the covenant and flood, and the humans dont.

Chief: See, i told you we wouldnt die.

(J23 on 11-08-06 13:45 UTC, permalink)

Something just to add to those dear grunts...
(You're freaking me out) You need to include a grunt in the movie chasing after a bug while the convenant were about to go attack and out of no where would be elite saying d*mnit grunt MOVE!

I KNOW ITS STUPID BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HOW STUPID GRUNTS ARE IN HALO AND HALO 2! Seriously even on legendary mode they don't change...

Hey you have to admit it would make the movie funny for a moment.

(Lenamire on 11-08-06 13:42 UTC, permalink)

I'll tell you my plan!
(Dialogue) As Master Chief is zooming through space in the forurunner ship, he is *gasp* taken and held captive.

He is thrown in a loosely restrained chair which rattles each time he moves, but the guards do not bother to check the straps. He is then visited by the Prophet of Truth, alone.

Prophet: Guards, I need some time alone to talk to our *special* guest.

MC: *rattles more violently*

Prophet: Do not try to fight it, for it is already to late to save your pitiful race. You see, I plan to remote activate the rings through the Ark, sending those fit worthy on the journey.

The Prophet then explains his plan in excruciating detail, while pacing back and forth in his hover chair.

Brute on intercom: Your ship is ready

Prophet: Excellent, guards, I am done with him, kill the demon. I will be on my way.

Of course Chief, being such a badass and such, manages to escape, and stops the Prophet's master plan.

(Rednatek on 11-08-06 13:42 UTC, permalink)

I'm gonna eat my socks...
(Scenes from Hell) Master Chief is on a pelican with a whole lot of civilian evacuees. One of the guys there is a champion surfer with an ultra-high-tech surfboard that has 'wings' attached to its underside fin.

The Pelican's PA crackles. "Elite Drop Pods coming from the cruiser. Our ground teams are gonna have hell!"

Master Chief turns to the surf champion. "I need that surfboard."

The surf champ says, "Sure, dude, but what for?"

MC says, "Surfing the airwaves."

Johnson, sitting nearby, pulls out his cigar, and quitely observes. "That's suicide." He adds, "I'll eat my socks if you come back alive."

MC picks up his Rocket Launcher and Dual SMGs, and tells Johnson, "You're on." He opens a side door and leaps out of the pelican with the surfboard, plummeting towards the ground.

His radio crackles. "AA fire, from the cruiser!"

MC gets up, flattening out the board. He dodges curtains of blue plasma fire raining down from above like a pro surfer going about the waves.

He sees the drop pods coming down, and noses down the surf board to put on that extra burst of speed. He whips out his dual SMGs and begins firing at the drop pods as he swings around them. A short burst to each pod causes them to explode. He surfs around the pods, shooting at them with his SMGs until they're all destroyed.

The pelican pilot comes on air again. "Phantoms!", she says.

Four Phantom dropships are descending rapidly in front of him, one following the other in a sort of 'staircase' formation. The chief whips out his rocket launcher, and blasts the last phantom, which falls out of the sky in flames. He swerves from left to right, dealing the other phantoms a rocket apiece, and watching as they all fall to Earth.

The radio comes on again. "That longsword below's been captured! God save our marines!"

Master Chief hugs the surfboard and dives deep, aiming for the longsword and its two escort banshees far below. He pulls out of the dive, stands up, and sprays the two escort banshees with remaining rounds from his SMGs. Both explode in flames.

The Chief's surfboard zooms up to the side of the longsword, next to the left door. The Chief opens it and noses the surfboard in. He's in the act of picking up the surfboard when he comes face-to-face with a very surprised rookie Elite. The Chief pithily says, "Get off my plane!" , and whacks the Elite with the surfboard. The Elite staggers out of the open door, and a scream is heard as he is blown off.

The Chief shuts the door, and goes to the cockpit. An Ultra Elite is sitting in the copilot's seat. Master Chief puts aside the surfboard and straps himself into the other seat, and flips open the ejection seat buttons. The Ultra sees him, gapes, and unstraps himself.

The Chief says, "Don't do that."

The Elite whips out his plasma saber and snarls.

The Chief says, "You're fired.", and presses the ejector seat button. The ejector seat shoots up, smashing into the Elite, and carrying him up and airborne. The Elite screams as he goes high up; there is a flash as his sword evaporates.

MC goes on the radio. "This is the Chief. I'm heading home."

The surfer says, "Radical, dude! You're awesome!"

Sarge is heard saying, "Uh...Chief? I didn't wear my socks...I swear!"

(UrsusArctos on 11-08-06 13:39 UTC, permalink)

Still Sharpe, old Bean
(Actor) Sean Bean is cast as Fred, the SPARTAN second-in-command and expert in martial arts and close-combat.

Fred gets into a duel with a mighty gold elite. Fred has his trusty machete;the Gold Elite has a plasma saber. The Elite swings and stabs about, Fred uses his speed and skill to dodge the blows, trying to find an opportunity to strike.

Finally, the elite loses his patience and lunges at Fred. Fred sidesteps the lunge, and hacks at the Elite's back with the machete. The Elite's shields 'blow out', leaving the Elite unprotected but shattering the machete. The Elite, angrier than ever, whirls around to kill him. Fred ducks, and swings the little bit of blade stuck to his machete(The 'hilt-shard').

The strike cuts off the Gold Elite's sword hand at the wrist. The elite roars in pain, grabbing the stump of his wrist. Fred seizes the opportunity. He snatches the plasma saber from the severed hand, and slices off the Elite's head.

Fred then examines the glowing weapon in admiration, and says, "This one's sharp(e) all right."

[Sean Bean acted as a soldier named Richard Sharpe in a British TV series, and often joked about his character. In Fellowship of the Ring, Bean(As Boromir) cuts his finger on Elendil's broken sword, and says, "Still sharp(e)"]

(UrsusArctos on 11-08-06 13:33 UTC, permalink)

Search For The Hero Inside...
(Characters) A weak, weedy, cowardly secondary character is introduced. Through a set of circumstances, this puny character finds the courage to play a crucial role in helping the chief.

Because even without the guns, the armour and the training, there's a hero buried deep within awwwwwllllllll of us. If we can only find what The Wizard of Oz's Lion called, and I quote, 'The Noiv.'

I'm welling up here... sniff.

(Stuntmutt on 11-08-06 13:32 UTC, permalink)

Super...errr....chief to the rescue!
(Scenes from Hell) An enormous covenant plasma blast hits the rails of a high-speed train inside a human city. The tracks are melted alway revealing a gap in the tracks.

Unfortunately, there is no time to warn the oncoming train, if it tries to brake at it's current speed, it'll derail for sure. It's moving at hundreds of miles per hours and if it hits the gap in the tracks, everyone onboard will be killed!

So the Master Chief hears this on the UNSC radio and decides to do something about it. But he first has to convince his superior to let him go.

MC: Please, General you've got to let me go, I'm the only one who can help those people.

GENERAL: Ah, it's too risky, we've already lost too many heroes in this war, and we need you Chief. Besides, there's nothing anyone can do.

MC: You're right. This isn't a task for anyone. It's a task for the Master Chief. And I'll be damned if I let those civilians die.

GENERAL: Alright, Chief, you have my permission, go now. And God-speed.

MC: I won't let you down.

The Chief borrows a warthog and drives off, by now the train is a mere few kilometers from the tracks so to everyone's amazement a Spartan arrives, clad in his MJOLNIR armour. MC uses a service ladder to climb onto the tracks and runs to recieve the oncoming train.

As the train approaches his position, still going very fast, he braces his feet and moves his arms out to "catch the train". The train hits him full-tilt and instead of being totally and utterly crushed the train is slowing down and the Chief is bring propelled by the train, his feet creating sparks with the ground, in an attempt to stop the train. Finally, barely feet before the gap the train comes to a halt,and the MC jumps off. He waves to the stunned on-lookers...and drives off toward the sunset.

(jman571 on 11-08-06 13:31 UTC, permalink)

Somebody save my baby!
(Scenes) We enter the scene into a bustling metropolis, with business people walking quickly to work, mothers taking their children to school, and vendors selling things on the street. Suddenly, air-raid sirens go off and for several minutes there's sheer panic.

Out of nowhere a large Covenant cruiser swoops down out of the atmosphere and hovers above the city; opening it's shuttle bays and spewing forth countless phantom dropships. As one of these ships goes down into the city, it fires plasma bolts at a large advertisement sign. It begins to fall...right on top of a crying child who has lost his mother.

People watch the billboard slowly crash down, and the mother is crying nearby, and then WHAM, a blur through the air, and the sign crashes to the ground. As the dust settles we can see a figure next to the sign... it's the Master Chief holding the boy in his arms.

"Here you go M'am". The Master Chief reunites the child with his mother and sprints off to halt another Covenant invasion.

(jman571 on 11-08-06 13:30 UTC, permalink)

Did It See Us?
(Scenes) The setting is Halo. The Chief has smashed into the ground in his drop pod and all the people but him are dead. John 117 walks outside and notices the covenant drop ship form the game bearing down on them.

"Hide" Cortana hisses.

The Chief runs and hides behind a tree. The covenant dropship hovers beside them and freezes.The music builds up in suspense and everything seems to go wrong when- The dropship veers away and doesn't seem to notice the Chief.

(j23 on 11-08-06 02:32 UTC, permalink)

Jolly good wart wart wart
(You're freaking me out) Consider the scene. They have just recieved news that the Covenant are about to attack the POA. Two Marines are standing outside the entrance to a lifeboat. One mentions how he can't wait to get home to see his pregnat wife. Immediately the lifeboat hatch behind him explodes open, killing one and pinning the other beneath the hatch. An Elite steps out of the hatch, looks around, and gives a brutal and graphic series of threats to the subordinates behind him in a pronounced upper-class English accent (please can that bit be in italics). The words "jolly good", "hWe hwill crush the pathetic humans", and the like will be used. The Elite then looks down, and as the father-to-be marine pleads for his life, slowly crushes his head with his hoof. He then calls for a Grunts to clean the mess off his boot.

Later on, of course, while the Chief is breaking into the Truth and Reconciliation, he enters the bridge on his own. He sees a Prophet's chair turned away from him, but doesn'y know what it is. Suddenly, the Prophet swivels around, with a white armoured grunt on his lap, which he is stroking, and says the immortal words:

"Ahh, Master Chief, I've been expecting you..."

These two examples actually have a serious point. Please, can not all of the villians be English. They're a religious totalitarian xenos collective theocracy, for goodness sake!

(EarthScorpion on 11-08-06 02:31 UTC, permalink)

(You're freaking me out) I just hope the directors dont read the Part of First Strike that details Sarges Regenerative abilities

just imagine it

An Elite slices Sargeant Johnson in half and turns around and walks away then hears Sarge say in the wierd two people with same voice saying same thing at slightly varying tiomes effect "I-I'm mad as hell now-w" Elite turns around and sees two Sarges. Elite slices both of'em in half then walks away and hears in a four of the same people talking at same time going "You're starting to piss me off."

The Elite begins slicing and now we have hundreds off johnsons. Finally the sword runs out of energy and the ELite whimpers and look at thousands of sarge's its lower mandibles tremble. Later the sarges meet up with more marines.

At once the sarges start going "About the money you owe us" or "Remeber what you said about my music."

Hollywood will probably do this two. I have seen much worse.

(me on 11-08-06 02:30 UTC, permalink)

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