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sarge ending
(Comic Relief) At the point of the end cutscene, just as the camera is about to pan out to the picture of the galaxy, Sgt. Johnson pops out of the back of the Longsword and says something to the effect of "Oh, boy Chief, we're not done yet."

(mla on 10-24-07 21:11 UTC, permalink)

Hasta la.....never mind REMAKE!!
(Dialogue) Halo 1 - The Maw

The Chief is running, running to the last weapon he can find. A lone grenade. The Flood are closing up on him, and then the Chief stops. He picks up the grenade and turns back. The Flood are just a couple feet away from him. Then, a humongous Flood jumps in front of them all, inches away from the Chief.

Cortana: Chief, don't....

The Chief stares in it's eye's, pulls the pin, and sticks it into the hulking beast.

MC: "Hasta la vista mother...."


(Mr. Lau on 10-24-07 21:11 UTC, permalink)

Head Turn + Sad Look = Thoughtful Introspection
(Weepy melodrama) Amazing information has just been revealed! The Master Chief turns his looking away from the camera and looks off into the void obviously thinking intently on the new information and the situation at hand. He then begins singing a sad song and we see a lone tear roll down his visor. Or alternatively he says nothing at all and his shoulders droop down and he exhales as if exhausted.

(z0n3 on 10-24-07 21:09 UTC, permalink)

Could it get any worse?
(You're freaking me out) OK, so this is more like expertly woven observations on a current theme with ill interpretation, but for the sake of the cliche, I'll do it!!

We start with the ill fated meeting of Cortana and MC. Who knew that the battlefield could create such a bond between.........um......I guess MC is a normal guy under all that Mjolnir armour...... and a holographic entity. Though the Covenant waged a war of fire and hate, the love war was far worse. Never getting to spend any time with her, he fought bravely to end the Covenant's path of destruction, taking careful consideration to the program held within. Once free from the grasp of Halo and it's gravitational-like aura, the ride back to Earth was a nice one, until she was recommissioned to the Cairo Platform at Earth. Once there, it was a onslaught of paperwork and meetings for the one who saved mankind, but his thoughts stayed with her. Upon the Covenant's attack on the stations and Earth, fate brought them together again, only this time, their bond would be tested more than ever. Fighting on Halo once more, MC battled harder and faster than ever before, only to lose more than he had ever bargained for. The events at Halo Delta tore them light years apart, and MC was once again alone. But lo, out of the ashes of New Mombasa comes a MC like none have ever seen. Focused, deadly, more fearsome than any speck the Covenant make on screen. The bond between the two has been left shattered, and you are the one employed to repair the damage left behind. Can MC and Cortana ever find their true calling? Did Cortana sleep with Gravemind? Does the Sarge ever figure out what the ladies TRULY like? How much gold could be melted out of the arbiter's original armour? And will "Little Shop of Horrors" be remade with Gravemind as Seymour?? Who knows? You do.........I think.

(packbackx2 on 10-24-07 21:09 UTC, permalink)

Food-Nipple... WHAT?!
(Character Development) As the Master Chief was driving the warthog down the vast corridors dodging Sentinel Beams, and running over Combat Forms, he decided he wanted to take a shortcut. So over the cries of Cortana, he managed to fit it in the narrow space. As he was going past, he heard a high-pitched Grunt scream.

"Stop, Demon!"

Curiously, the Master Chief gets off and walks over to the Grunt, ready to bash its tiny brain if necessary.

Ignoring Cortana's annoying plea to kill it and move on, the Master Chief bends down to eye-level with the Grunt.

"P-p-please D-Demon! No hu-hurt me..."

Then, it looked like the Grunt was actually crying.

"You're unique", the Chief commented.

"Chief! For pete's sake - " Cortana began.

"Shut up, Cortana." MC retorted.

Cortana was too stunned to reply back.

The Chief turned back to the so-called "unique" Grunt.

"So, give me a reason not to bash your head in right now. I'm in deep trouble already."

"D-Demon.... I-I LOVE YOU!"

Even though no one can see behind his mirrored helmet, his jaw dropped open a few feet. Then, he hurriedly went back to the 'hog, went in the narrow space, and crushed the Grunt. Then he reversed the 'hog at full speed, put it into gear, and drove full speed to the Longsword. He made it just in time.

(john010117 on 07-02-07 14:20 UTC, permalink)

Miranda and MC
(Romance) Picture this: The Flood has somehow reached Earth. The Chief is fighting a mob of Flood Combat forms, mostly ex-Elites, when he's hit by a plasma burst. His shield flickers out and he doesn't really care. A Flood is approaching from behind. It's lifting a tentacle, and thrusts it forward.

Someone pushes the Chief. It's Miranda. The tentacle penetrates her and the Chief butchers every last Flood in the area.

Cortana does a bioscan. Miranda has somehow been infected with a Flood virus, which'll change her unless she gets a vaccine.

"But such a thing doesn't exist," the Chief remarks. A quick shot shows a lone tear, trickling down his ultra white, scarred cheek.

"I'm not so sure," Cortana says. She tells him that ONI developed just such a vaccine, based on the Halo data they collected on the first Halo.

Thus begins a mad race against time. Chief struggles to gain entrance to the secret military complex where the Flood vaccine is stored. Meanwhile, by cross cutting, we see how Miranda gets worse and worse. Green skin, loss of articulation and such.

Naturally, the Chief makes it. He gets the vaccine, after a very intense verbal showdown with a Navy general, and delivers it safely to Miranda.

At first it looks like she dies. But then she opens her eyes, looks at the Chief and smiles.

"You're lucky you made it through," Cortana says, while cocking an eyebrow.

Miranda slips a hand into the Chief's and whispers: "Luck's got nothing to do with it."

Credit roll.

(Kilroy on 03-13-07 02:49 UTC, permalink)

Mid-firefight trashtalk
(Confrontation) The Master Chief and the Arbiter, unbeknownst to each other, are engaged in a firefight against some brutes, the former leading several marines, and the latter with a group of Elites. They have not met each other prior to this particular battle.

After a particularly intense shooting scene, both of them take cover behind the same block of fallen concrete, and both look into each others' eyes with recognition. For added effect, Chief is dual-wielding while the Arbiter is holding a Carbine.

Camera cuts to the Arbiter's face. "You are the Demon."

Cut to Chief's face, plasma grenade goes off in the background.

"And you are the Arbiter."

Moment of silence, then Arbiter laughs, while the MC grunts, and both charge out back into the fray.

Conversation inspired by Shakespeare.

(whythecynic on 03-13-07 02:47 UTC, permalink)

red vs blue
(A wink to us fanbois) OK this is for all of us... during the spartan training have them practice combat on a map from halo multiplayer and before each round start with the spawning *boop boop booop* and have Chief Mendez be the cool deep multiplayer voice and as John grabs the flag from red base have Chief say "blue team has the flag"... oh man that would be so cool.

(True Dark 1ES on 03-13-07 02:46 UTC, permalink)

best opening scene EVER!
(Scenes) For a really cool opening scene we see the screen fade from black to high charity and the camera slowly moves through corridors as opera music plays. The flood fight elites and other covenant aliens flood blood drips from the ceiling and walls a flood combat form with a energy sword stabs an elite, the camera goes between the blades and approaches a door the door makes a bleep sound and opens marines sprint through screaming. Flood combat forms follow firing and roaring.

Then a infection form leaps and explodes on the screen the halo movie title comes up on screen then a marine comes into view running down the corridors of high charity panting he slams into a door thats locked the marine panics "NO no it can't be locked please open OPEN OPEN!" he turns and screams in horrer as the camera zooms up to his face then everything turns black.


(Mr Mohawk on 03-13-07 02:46 UTC, permalink)

Indiana Chief
(Hey, I'm in a movie!) On the Pillar of Autumn when the MC is trying to get to a life boat he runs across a blast door slowly closing in front of him, the life boat on the other side. He then looks back and sees a Red elite pointing at him exclaiming for his grunt and jackal elite team to attack the fleeing Spartan. The MC then turns back around flexes and bolts for the closing door.

Cortana: You're not going to make it, we should find another way around.

MC: Theres not enough time.

Cortana: This is suicide!

At the last moment the MC dives and slides under the closing door reaching back just before it closes to grab his Assault Rifle. The door closes leaving the Alien team behind the blast door, the MC then gets up dusts himself off and casually walks into the last life pod.

Cortana: Your pretty fast, where'd you pick up that trick?

MC: Saw it in a movie once.

(Bzerker01 on 03-13-07 02:45 UTC, permalink)

A Bloody Face
(Confrontation) a spartan and an elite are in the middle of a massive hand to hand battle both warriors have suffered massive trauma and damage. The elite and the spartan get in to death grips on each others necks,

Elite - Your death is the will of the gods * elite coughs blood on the spartan's visor* and we are their instrument.

Spartan - *snaps visor back and spits blood on the elites face* I am my own Instrument.

Spartan then knees elite and snaps his neck.

(True Dark 1ES on 03-13-07 02:43 UTC, permalink)

Empty Threat?
(Scenes) A tense standoff between earth's resistance forces and the Master chief with Sgt. Johnson. Each holds each other at gunpoint, awaiting the other's next move:

Punk: (accusingly) So where were YOU when them ugly ass aliens started hammerin' us? Why should I beleive you'll help us more than the REST of *spit* UNSC did, and not just take off when the goin' get's rough?

John-117: Because I'm all you've got. If I fail, Earth falls. I have to win this fight.

Punk: So what good is that if I'm dead?

Sgt. Johnson: You don't know this man like I do. I've seen what he can do. He's never lost a mission, and never let a teammate down... ..Besides..

Sgt. Johnson continues: that pistol he's got to your head is linked to a neural reflex network integrated into the man's brain. He can see your finger start to move before your puny brain even realizes you've started to move it. Your brains will splash onto that pretty wall behind you before you could ever get that trigger moved. Isn't that right Master Chief?

John-117: Close enough..

Punk sweats for a minute and then swings his gun down: Alright screw it, man, I got nothing to lose anyways.. how can we help you?

John-117: Well, first off, we need some of your ammo, I'm completely dry.

John-117 ejects the empty pistol clip onto the ground.

Punk: That thing wasn't even loaded!

Sgt. Johnson: You thought he was going to waste a bullet on you?!

Punk: but..

John-117 instantly smashes his fist up to his forearm into a nearby wall.

Punk: oh. uhh.. gotcha.

(deadguy71 on 03-13-07 02:42 UTC, permalink)

MArtial Arts
(You're freaking me out) Imagine this a marine and an elite meet. The Marine goes "I must warn you I have mastered all (random number) different forms of martial arts."

"So have I," the Elite counters.

They spend the next thirty minutes doing martial arts things such as flipping in place and such trying to psych the other out.

Master chief walks in and sees this. The elite sees him. They stare...then MC points down. The Elite Looks. He sees a plasma gernade in the chiefs other hand.

"Your kung-fu is no match for my explosive, bitch."

(me on 03-13-07 02:38 UTC, permalink)

Spartan Training
(Music) Can't everyone evision the SPARTANs have a trainign montage set to "My Generation" by The Who?

( on 03-13-07 02:38 UTC, permalink)

Not again!
(A wink to us fanbois) A yellow-armored grunt inadvertently tosses an active plasma grenade at another red-armored grunts' breather mask which is thrown away before it explodes.

Some time later, the Master Chief tosses an active plasma grenade at the same red-armored grunt who wails, "Not again!"

(Snafufree on 03-13-07 02:37 UTC, permalink)

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