Er, C3PO? (Characters) Guilty Spark will no longer be the floating orb we know, but a humanoid robot in the fashion of the homosexual one from Star Wars.
Robert DeNiro and Eddie Murphy (Plot) You know, they could make it into a buddy flick. You got your serious white guy (MC) and your funny black sidekick, Johnson. This formula is overused in Hollywood action films, perhaps to give humor to an otherwise serious story.
Can you see MC in an 80's pastel colored sport coat? And we'll change the name of his sidekick to Sgt Tubbs.
Master Cheif's Face (Not in the face!) Don't show the Master Cheif's face unless it is imperitive that it be shown. Even though he/his face outside his armor were described in the books, PLEASE, I'm BEGGING YOU Bungie DON'T SHOW HIS FACE. If you did that you'd be putting a face on a character, which, in this instance would be bad. YES we know his name and that he's a white male. That's it. That's how it should stay and should. Don't reveil it because it's a representation of all the people that play Halo/Halo 2, whatever race or gender they may be.
Bisenti (Scenes) In the big 343GS scene, I think that when Chief goes in the room he puts down Mendoza's body and heres a cough. It's Bisenti. Bisenti tells him to get out. That they are coming. Chief asks "What's coming?" Then he hears the scribble. And the Infection forms come and Bisenti tells Chief to get out of here and risks his life for chief. T_T
Count the reps (Insider info) Somewhere in this movie, after some engagement, there must be corpse humping. I'm not talking about any kind of faint of heart corpse humping. I want to see some knees bend! It doesn't matter if it's the Chief or a marine, so long as some grunt gets ridden like ye olde cavalry horse.
Se7en (Insider info) I would hate it if there is some stupid reference/easter egg that has already been used hundered and hundreds of time in the games. Like that whole obsession with the number 7 Bungie has.
MC-Not a legal baseball player (You're freaking me out) Because Master Cheif is "juiced up" on all this high-tech muscle enhancer stuff, I don't think he would be allowed to play any sports games.
Gordon's Alive?! (Cheap Death) If MC were to be presumed dead by Covenant after a large explosion or collapse of a building, without them even checking I might add, only for him to be alive after clinging onto a railing or jumping to safety.
Then later on the Covenant would be dumbstruck to find that he really is alive when they never saw him dead to begin with.
'Bloody' Flood (Plot) I've always had a thought of a small horror scene including the flood.
how about, chief is under attack from the flood. he fights his way through swarm's and swarm's of them.He just makes it through a door before closing and locking. Chief hears a noice. he sees a small light sorce, shining on a computer panel. he walks over. he activates it, and light Appears all over the room. suddenly chief sees an Elite. he walks over to it, and it turns around. with horror, the elite has an infection form flood, eating away his left eye. with all that's left in his breath, he says whilst hyperventerlating,'the war with you is pointless,i shall let you live, if you stop this beast on my face'
Chief picks up his rifle, and fires at the flood form, killing the host aswell.
Chief walks back to the control panel, he places reads the infomation, and history of halo.
he slips on the elites blood. his head smack's on a switch, then the room ditaches its self from the rest of the underground installation, and rockets upwards to the surface.
chief picks up his gun again, says 'it's about time,'then he reloads his shotgun.
the scene picture fades away, but at the end, you hear many flood attacking, then his shot gun fire.
Very, very suggestive tattoos (Scenes) No,not in a sexual sense!
Picture this: there's a marine with a tattoo "CUT HERE" on the back of his neck(I think there was someone like that in one of the Halo novels), and he jokes about making a clean slice of things. He's in a very, very quiet area, and a stealth elite with a sword chops off his head exactly at tattoo level.
Another somebody has his arm/chest tattooed with "GRUNTS KISS MY BUTT" or "ALIENS SUCK MY ASS". This uncultured individual gets a swarm of glowing pink needles or something bright, blue, and sizzling stuck in his butt. Boom. Don't give little grunty ideas when he's in a bad mood.
I'm reminded of Starship troopers, when the four friends decide to get laser-tatoo's to commemorate their recent victory in battle. The scene was applicable and lent itself nicely to the confrontation on the ship, however, it was a tad of out place. NO COPYING.
claymation (Scenes from Hell) It should all be claymation! with purple dinosaurs, and lots of blood, and they should change the title to Simbad space pirate extrordinare(Master Cheif would be simbad and cortana his wench)
The Rediculous Scenario (Scenes) I really don't want to see the gratuitous rediculous scenario. You know the one where the hero is cornered by a hundred ninjas and all he has to defend himself with is a dull butter knife. The kind of situations where even the luckiest man on earth wouldn't stand a chance but this guy, being such a badass, can get through them unscathed or at the very worst with a scraped knee. Not to mention the "Oh my god I just survived a nuclear explosion because I hid behind this concrete planter!"
These sorts of ungodly displays of power have no purpose in a movie, not only do they distract from the movie itself but they also make it seem that much more unbelievable.
Not even the Master Chief could out-fox a dozen Spec Ops Elites weilding plasma swords, no matter how many grenades he has.
Movie Length Versus Source Material (Plot) A game of decent length and sizable books make for a lot of ground to cover in less than three hours. Even if it's just including the first book and first game, Halo will have great difficulty in covering enough ground to both guide newcomers and please fans.
Master chief (Scenes from Hell) It turns out Master Chief is played by a robot, a robot voiced by Matthew Perry. And on top of that he cant stop craking jokes while pistol whiping grunts
