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Insignificant Character saves the day, Take 22!
(Scenes) Master Chief is a very powerful man. He's fast, strong, has shielding, and is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and weapons training. He's taken on everything from the Covenant to the Flood, and has emerged victorious.
And he has motion tracking.
So it would be ridiculous if the Chief was attacked from behind by an enemy (bonus crappy points if it's a weakling like a Grunt), yet is saved by a Marine (bonus points if it's the sympathetic Rookie who always had trouble in basic training doing anything right).
Grunt: (sneaky sneaky)
Master Chief: (unaware)
Grunt: (charges plasma pistol) DIE!
BAM!
Master Chief: (whirls around)
Grunt: (is dead)
Rookie: (holding smoking battle rifle) I SAVED YOU!
Master Chief: O RLY?
Rookie: YA RLY!
Master Chief: NO WAI! I OWE U MY LIFE!
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(Ultra Sonic 007 on 12-22-05 08:30 UTC, permalink)
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