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Evang-halon
(Scenes from Hell) (Note: This cliche will truly make sense if you've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion. Also, today, August 29, is the day John the Baptist was beheaded)
Poor little John fights against a monstrous beastly Covenant Sharaquoi on August 29, 2530. He mutters to himself... "I mustn't lose my head, I mustn't lose my head, I mustn't lose my head, I mustn't lose my head, I mustn't lose my head, I mustn't lose my head..."
And then a fiery, red-haired young Spartan comes along and yells, "What are you, an idiot? Go ahead and fight already!"
As an extra, an attractive older commanding officer promises John an "adult kiss" if he fights the Covenant beastie.
John then turns into a forty-meter horned purple mecha and mauls the Covenant beastie before eating it alive.
He wakes up and says, "Wow, what a dream!"
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(UrsusArctos on 07-27-11 13:58 UTC, permalink)
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