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Press RB to Activate Halo
(You're freaking me out)

The Master Chief needs to activate Halo himself, not Cortana. The game had the cliche part done pretty well, how the Chief dramatically turned around and light erupted from behind him. Now all they need is for the Control Room to explode with a large, plasma-ish explosion, followed by the Chief running away from it in slow-mo while screaming "Nooooooo". Then, when it's a happy ending, Chief and Cortana need to walk into the sunset, where he finds a beautiful Mexican woman and they fall in love. BUT then it turns out the Mexican woman is ACTUALLY dying, and the Chief goes on an epic quest for revenge, which leads him to find out it was actually Cortana who did it all along.

Cortana: Yes, it was I! And now... I shall rule the world! (evil laughter)

Then the Chief goes on a quest for happiness, where he finds the evil Cortana was ACTUALLY Johnson in disguise, and he held the real Cortana in his abandoned evil castle, where the Chief fights ghosts and Jack Thompson to get to her. Then, a cutscene.

CORTANA: "...you found me...! But so much of me is wrong - out of place - you might be too late."

MASTER CHIEF: "You know me. When I make a promise..."

(roeas29 on 02-20-08 21:06 UTC, permalink)



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