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Taglines and Poster Designs
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Cliche Tagline #1: Master Chief thought he was running away from the war, but what he was really running from...was himself.

#2: From the director who brought you "Alive in Joburg", and the producer who brought you "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy...comes...something completely different.

#3: In space, no one can hear you utter a sudden loud, sharp piercing cry.

#4: Our movie goes great with Game Fuel. Buy some.

#5: From the twisted minds at Bungie, comes a space opera more terrifying than "Muppets from Space", more action-packed than the "Iraq Study Group Report", and more laugh-out-loud hilarious than "Gigli". Guaranteed.

Poster:
An image of the outline of the Chief, back towards the viewer and in dark silhouette. In front him are arrayed various key plot devices, some of which were cut from the first draft of the script but were included in the poster anyway to fill up blank space. Bonus points if Cortana's eyes appear ghost-like in the background (creepy) or a muppet-grunt is billed as a co-star (cute).

Reviews on Poster:

"I lol'd."
--Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

"Of all the movies I've seen this year, this heart-warming tale of a trans-gendered lesbian and her cross country trip to find acceptance from her adoptive family of conservative-minded chimpanzees really exemplifies what the best movie of the year should be like..."
--Ty Burr, Boston Globe

"Two flood walk into a bar. One looks over at the other, and starts to say...and so he turns and says, 'that's not my wife, that's a floodlight!'"
--Stuntmutt


(detranova on 02-16-08 01:05 UTC, permalink)



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