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on The Lamb: Part 2
(Scenes from Hell) (see my other entry to understand this)
After the Chief jumped from his hog he flew through the air into a group of Covenant. He rips through the Hunter in front and knocks down the grunts like bowling pins.
Chief- Dayum, dat Cortana ho almost got me!
Gravetana- yo, bitch, where\\\'s my child support!?
Chief- oh snap!
The chief jacks an elephant and proceeds to escape at 3Mph. He goes into a turn and flipps the monstrosity into a flood containment facility. As flood rain down The Chief tries to fight, but their numbers weigh him down. All of a sudden a bright beam of light cuts through the assailents and the chief is freed.
Chief- i thought you were dead.
Sgt. Jhonson- you cant kill me that eaisily, Chief!
They both share a laugh.
Chief- Yeah,I know, That\\\'s why I saved this.
The Chief shoves his child transfer papers into Jhonsons hands. Gravetana sees this and pursues Jhonson.
Chief- well, all that ends well is well!
He then gets shot in the head and the camera turns onto a shadowy figure. It steps out into the light and we see...
THE REAL CHIEF!!!!11!!1
Real Cheif- All that begins wrong must be turned right.
M. Night Nhyamalan- Another twist-tastic film!
Bill Gates- we\\\'ll milk even more from the box offices by releasing it in Japanese!
M. Night Nhyamalan- Ooh, a twist worthy of me.
(Day of release)
Tv news reporter- The bodies were found with severe trama to the head and deep lacerations to the face. Reports indicate that all the injures were self-inflicted and the only recognizable identification on the bodies were ID cards labeling them to be former Microsoft imployees.
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(Gruntzilla on 02-08-08 04:19 UTC, permalink)
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