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Extreme Coincidence
(Split-second groans) An extreme coincidence involving a dilemma, then the solution to this dilemma magically appears.

Example...

Cortana: Master Chief, the Covenant have activated the Mega Ion Cannon, they are going to destroy our ship and everyone on it unless we fix our warp drive and get out of here!

MC: But that would require a reverse-phase induced plasmatic re-uptake energy coupler. There is only one left in the entire fleet and it's on another ship, far away from here.

Cortana: Chief! Johnson just warped in on another ship and ... you won't believe it.. he has the only remaining reverse-phase induced plasmatic re-uptake energy coupler! We're saved!

MC: Hooray!

Arbiter: Yippee!

Carrier Flood: Blargaghahhhhghg...!

(d3vilsnight on 10-25-07 00:09 UTC, permalink)



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