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MArtial Arts
(You're freaking me out) Imagine this a marine and an elite meet. The Marine goes "I must warn you I have mastered all (random number) different forms of martial arts."
"So have I," the Elite counters.
They spend the next thirty minutes doing martial arts things such as flipping in place and such trying to psych the other out.
Master chief walks in and sees this. The elite sees him. They stare...then MC points down. The Elite Looks. He sees a plasma gernade in the chiefs other hand.
"Your kung-fu is no match for my explosive, bitch."
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(me on 03-13-07 02:38 UTC, permalink)
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