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Tastes like chicken. Literally.
(Comic Relief) A group of Marines are fighting for their lives.

Pvt. Jenkins: Sarge! We're pinned down by Jackals!

Sgt. Johnson: Mendez! Fire the flamethrower!

Pvt. Mendez: But--

Sgt. Johnson: DO IT!

He does so.

The Jackals are cooked.

Pvt. Mendez: Mmm hmm. Smells like chicken.

Sgt. Johnson grabs a well done Jackal arm and takes a bite.

Sgt. Johnson: Tastes like chicken too. Like Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Pvt. Mendez: Hey Jenkins! Have a taste of 'Johnsons Fried Jackal'!

Pvt. Jenkins: Uugh. I think I'm gonna hurl.

(Snafufree on 03-13-07 02:37 UTC, permalink)



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