|
|
|
|
Time-traveling ideas
(Change for the sake of change) The Script Writer said, "So the Master Chief takes the Index--"
The Director cuts him off. "And Guilty Spark takes it from him. Like taking candy from a baby. An armored baby." He chuckles, his jowls shaking.
Writer rolls his beady eyes. "I know he ta--"
Director waves an hairy hand dismissively. "Then the Monitor teleports itself & the Reclaimer to the Control Room via Halos' teleportation grid."
Writer nods. "That's what I wro--"
"But," the Director continues, "the Control Room is under construction, see."
Writer blinks rapidly. "Why would it be under constru--"
"Because," the Director explains," "they're 100,000 years in the past."
The Writer doesn't believe what he's hearing. "100,0--"
"No," the Director interrupts. "133,700 years. It's elite. No wait, 117,343 years in the past." He nods quickly, satisfied with his decision. "It'll be a treat for the fanbois."
The Writer quickly said, "Why would they travel back in ti--"
"The Monitor," the Director emphasized, "was damaged, see."
"Dama--"
"Before they were both teleported."
"That's stu--"
Director spears Writer with a LOOK. "The Flood shoots a plasma beam at Sparky. And then electrical 'sparks' fly off him." He laughs out loud. "That pun will kill Stuntmutt."
The exasperated writer throws his hands up. "I qui--"
The director points a meaty finger at the writer. "You're fired. I don't need you."
| |
|
(Snafufree on 03-13-07 02:36 UTC, permalink)
|
|
|
|
|
