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I thought about it.
(Comic Relief) Somewhere in Halo, the Master Chief intentionally awakens dozens upon dozens of sleeping Grunts.
After killing them Cortana asks the Spartan, "Did it ever occur to you to assasinate them in their sleep?"
"The thought crossed my mind, yes," he replied.
"I see," the AI mused. She added, "You really are barbaric."
"Why thank you Cortana," Master Chief said sarcastically.
"It wasn't a compliment," Cortana said, exasperated.
"That occurred to me," the Petty Officer drawled.
"ENEMY CONTACT! BEHIND YOU!" Cortana yelled.
The Spartan whirled around, automatically leveling his Assault Rifle.
No one's there.
Not even a cloaked Elite.
"Haha! Fooled ya," Cortana teased.
Master Chief slooowly prepares to remove the AI data chip from the back of his Mark V helmet.
"Don't even think about it." Cortana warned.
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(Snafufree on 03-13-07 02:34 UTC, permalink)
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