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(Comic Relief) Scene: Earth, Generic warehouse with an assembly line operating at full steam. Spartan-117 comes crashing through a window on an upper level.

Cortana: "You're bleeding!"

John: "I don't have time to bleed.."

John is intently trying to work fast and crash the computer that handles security, in an attempt to get the back gates to open up and get his reinforcements brought in.. He's very intent on his work.

The audience see's movement (slightly out of focus) behind the masterchief's head.. It's an elite with a pole he has pulled off of the wall approaching John from behind.

Cortana (sarcastically and smartassed.. as a last second warning) "You got time to duck?"

(the expected course of action is for him to quickly duck, the elite swings and misses, Cortana says "thought so", and the gag is over.. .. or)

John (absentmindedly): "No." as the pole clangs loudly into the side of his head, bending ridiculously out of shape. John doesn't even flinch.

John (turning to face this new threat.. standing there toe to toe for a moment, each eyeing the other.): "Oh."

(Deadguy71 on 11-16-06 20:02 UTC, permalink)



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