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Listen to the old stuff
(Music) So the flood has taken over IAC, and landed on High Charity - everything looks bad for everybody.
Then one of the more intelligent flood forms finds Sgt. Johnson's music chips or whatever they will be called in the future, and the flood tries to read the title and it says something like "Rock in Hell" By a group called "Death Machine." "Death Machine" sounds pretty good to the flood, so it pops it into the computer and some loud rock music starts blaring out - suddenly all the flood thingies start to tremble and pop and all their guts and stuff bubble and spew out and they die.
"What the hell" says Sarge, "who's playing my music?"
"You mean some of the old stuff" interrupts one of the Marines.
"And what the hell is going on? What is killing these flood?"
Cortana chimes in "I know what it is, Sarge" she says. "It's the music, it's killing the flood."
"I Guess, I'm not the only one who thinks you have bad taste in music Sarge" says the marine. So then the Sarge gets in one of the Pelican dropships. "Hey mothers, get a load of this" he yells out and pops another chip into the dash of the Pelican and loud rock music blares out. Cortana makes the music play on all the band frequencies and the Sarge flies around High Charity in his Pelican killing all the flood.
ROFL ? sorry couldn?t help it after watching Mars Attacks on TBS the other night?
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(Ace Heart on 11-08-06 17:24 UTC, permalink)
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