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I'll tell you my plan!
(Dialogue) As Master Chief is zooming through space in the forurunner ship, he is *gasp* taken and held captive.

He is thrown in a loosely restrained chair which rattles each time he moves, but the guards do not bother to check the straps. He is then visited by the Prophet of Truth, alone.

Prophet: Guards, I need some time alone to talk to our *special* guest.

MC: *rattles more violently*

Prophet: Do not try to fight it, for it is already to late to save your pitiful race. You see, I plan to remote activate the rings through the Ark, sending those fit worthy on the journey.

The Prophet then explains his plan in excruciating detail, while pacing back and forth in his hover chair.

Brute on intercom: Your ship is ready

Prophet: Excellent, guards, I am done with him, kill the demon. I will be on my way.

Of course Chief, being such a badass and such, manages to escape, and stops the Prophet's master plan.

(Rednatek on 11-08-06 13:42 UTC, permalink)



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