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(Scenes from Hell) A marine lets out a howl of pain as the MC slices through him with an energy sword.

Cortana: the MC has gone...to the dark side!(cue starwars darth vader music.)

The MC continues slaying marines untill they are all dead. He rips cortana's data chip out of head and crushes it under his foot.

A hooded prophet comes out from the shadows.

Prophet: you have done well my apprentice...

MC: Thank you master

(MC picks up sword and turns then pauses.he looks at the ground where cortana's chip lay crushed.)

Prophet: it seems you killed her...

MC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

END CLICHE

(friedyoda on 06-11-06 19:04 UTC, permalink)



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