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The Warthog jumped over the moon and Sarge's everywhere
(Scenes from Hell) A little after-credits joke I thought of, in honor of the sarge who's in a dozen places at once, and the warthog that can't be destroyed.
At the end of the credits, 343 Guilty Spark is floating in space, exactly as in the game.
As he approaches the screen,we hear a very familiar voice say, "Keep it steady now." We get to hear rock music in the distance, rapidly increasing in volume.
343 GS turns around and screams in horror, before something big and green hurtles across the screen and hits him. The rock music is VERY loud.
The camera pans around the object. It's a Warthog, and it's manned by THREE laughing sarges! Poor Sparky got himself stuck on the Warthog's three-barreled gun when it hit him; there's no escaping the ever-present Johnson(s) now!
Gunner sarge: I'm keepin' ma eye on you.
Passenger sarge:You gonna think big time? You gonna FLY big time!
Driver sarge: Damn right I am.
343 Guilty spark: HELP MEEEEEE!
We hear wild laughter and whooping as the warthog soars high over the moon basis, highlighted by 343's flashes.
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(UrsusArctos on 06-05-06 05:49 UTC, permalink)
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