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(Corny twists) An elite and the MC get into a pitched battle while fighting somewhere on Earth. After trading shots for a while the Elite charges the MC and pushes him down, after a tough scuffle the MC shoves the Elite back and manages to pick up his pistol (which just happens to have landed right next to him) He goes to take aim at the Elite. The only problem is, is that he only has 1 bullet left in the clip.

The Elite picks up on this and laughs in an alien tounge. However, the Master Chief gets an idea. With a wry smile on his face he points far above the elite and fires off a shot. For almost a minute nothing happens...the Elite laughs uncontrolably, he manages to eke out something in human like "You missed you dirty ape".

But then...far above the elite we hear a chain breaking and a slow creaking sound. Before being crushed by a massive cargo container the Elite manages to let out an audible gulp, Looney Tunes style.

(jman571 on 04-04-06 05:26 UTC, permalink)



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