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Chief is on the lamb!
(Scenes from Hell) Chief is driving in his pimped out hog, capp'in some covenant fools on the battlefield when cortana says "I know this might not be the best time, but... I'm pregnant!" Cheif then responds by going "Oh Shit! I gon' knoked her up!" Then he jumps out of the hog and rolls to a stop. the hog careens off a cliff and smashes 343 while trying to corps hump Johnson. The cheif remarks "whew! L9ost her!" "Ummm, I'm still here cheif." "I said sut up!" the chief smacks his head, shooting cortana out and implanting her into gravemind, killing him. the screen fades out and rolls credits. A glimps of Gravemind is seen while purple eyes glow from his face.
Peater Jackson- Another masterpeice!
Bungie Employee- (noises of intense seizure)
Bill Gates- Wonderful! Now lets get to work on that movie contract with Dead or Alive!
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(Gruntzilla on 12-23-05 08:47 UTC, permalink)
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