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(Character Development) Elites call Carrier Forms "simulacrums"[the camera then does a close up on the Elite's face and the elites winks].

Or even worse, the characters act all 'gangsta'

Master Chief: Yo, homy Keys, what is up my *****

Keyes: it's tight homes, but there's Covies do bitch-slap, aight

Master Chief: Chill, those homies are as good as dead, any stuff to give a homy pleasure in his work

Keyes: Okay foo, here's Cortana, and damn, she's looking mighty-fine *both laugh*

Or howabout the begining of Halo:

Cortana: There's some marines stuck in the hills, go check if they need help.

Chief: Hey girl, no need to tire a playa out. 3 minutes later...

Sarge: Yo chief! Ova here! Me and my homies were just playing then suddenly, man these bitches came and completely shot us to pieces. Reminds me of my rap song *breaks into a rap song that's twelve minutes long*

(ChiChi on 12-23-05 03:24 UTC, permalink)



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